tuukka-tantrum
I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via bloodbuzz-smartypants)

It’s called a fucking dog treat. Get some.

onehundredwattbeam

onehundredwattbeam:

I did a thing. I went to the Bruins game on 11/07/13 and Tuukka was stretching out. I set it to some appropriate music.

onehundredwattbeam I’ve never laughed so hard alone in a room after a loss.
tuukks

wastelandbabe:

lomticks-of-toast:

vuitos:

I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop

Fuck you and your fucking coffee

GIRL DRINKING COFFEE ALONE MUST NEED MAN

I WILL BE THAT MAN

I WILL BE HERO

GIRL REJECT ME

GIRL HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THAT

GIRL IS BITCH AND I HATE HER

I AM ROMANTIC WHY GIRLS NOT LOVE ME

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